I don't often talk about my endlessly put-upon Middle Daughter, Miss H.
At least, that's what she tells me... And my (middle) sister backs her 100%.
Pftt! Like she's know anyway.
However over the last couple of days she has come out with a couple of corkers, which to my utter shame, upon hearing them, my immediate reaction was 'I must remember to blog about this'.
1. During a discussion about pubic hair over the dinner table (please. don't ask. just go with it here), amid much hilarity between MrB, Miss M and myself over her use of the word 'public' hair, Miss H asks for clarification... We explain what 'pubic' hair is... She ponders this, then states, quite matter-of-factly
"But that would be private hair surely? Not Public..."
2. Sitting down to watch 'Thank God You're Here' this evening, I was most excited at the inclusion of Ross Noble in the cast. He rocks. They do their little spiel thing with Shane at the beginning and Miss H declares "He's funny. And he's French"
I do believe that may have been the only moment in history where a Geordie accent was mistaken for French, but there you go...
She really does exist in her own universe.
Wednesday, 8 August 2007
Thursday, 2 August 2007
Some one left the cake out in the rain
For your reading pleasure, I present to you
Each and every birthday cake between ages 5 and 21
(as workshopped by Grizzlewick and his grandmother last night)
5 - banana cake with lolly bananas on it
6 – cricket bat cake
7 – traffic light cake
8 – “another train cake”
9 – square cake
10 – a bowl cake with lollies
11 – a milo cake
12 – a box cake of chocolate frogs
13 – a barbecue shape cake with shapes
14 - a “snot rod” cake
15 – cat shape with M and Ms
16 – lots of cup cakes
17 – football cake
18 – a hot rod cake
19 – light globe cake
20 – rubbish truck cake
21 – fish finger cake
I am intrigued by the notion of both "barbecue shape cake with shapes" and "a bowl cake with lollies". And why he wants a "light globe cake" is beyond me.
Whatever decisions he makes about changing cake fashion between now and then, there is simply NO WAY that he is not being presented with a "fish finger" cake at his 21st.
Each and every birthday cake between ages 5 and 21
(as workshopped by Grizzlewick and his grandmother last night)
5 - banana cake with lolly bananas on it
6 – cricket bat cake
7 – traffic light cake
8 – “another train cake”
9 – square cake
10 – a bowl cake with lollies
11 – a milo cake
12 – a box cake of chocolate frogs
13 – a barbecue shape cake with shapes
14 - a “snot rod” cake
15 – cat shape with M and Ms
16 – lots of cup cakes
17 – football cake
18 – a hot rod cake
19 – light globe cake
20 – rubbish truck cake
21 – fish finger cake
I am intrigued by the notion of both "barbecue shape cake with shapes" and "a bowl cake with lollies". And why he wants a "light globe cake" is beyond me.
Whatever decisions he makes about changing cake fashion between now and then, there is simply NO WAY that he is not being presented with a "fish finger" cake at his 21st.
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