I tell you, you let a boy go to just one "Emergency Services" day at Kinder and this is what happens....
The scene is our kitchen. Bundle's police car has just caught up with Cherub's speeding hot rod and the dialogue goes a little something like this:
Officer Bundle: You were speeding again. I'm taking you to jail
Speeding Cherub: But, but, I'm a mummy
Officer Bundle: Well, they'll just have to miss you for a few days. Come on.
Speeding Cherub: But, I was only speeding to catch up with my darlings...
Officer Bundle: YOU DON'T HAVE ANY DARLINGS. You've told me that before. I'm locking you up.
[Escorts speeding Cherub to jail]
....
It's quite surprising that certain politic parties who like to run on a 'law and order' type platform have not lobbied to lower the voting age to four. That rumbling that you hear off in the distance is the start of the biggest landslide ever.
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